rebagled:

coming home drunk and trying to be quiet more like

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(Source: dveon)


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Student: “Can you explain this again?”

thefandomguide:

Half the class:

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Annoyed smart kids:

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The kid who was too scared to ask:

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The teacher:

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julianathursday:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

“Leo had slammed his hand on the table countless times and he moved his hand further and he crushed a crystal cordial glass. Blood was dripping down his hand. He never broke character. He kept going. He was in such a zone. It was very intense. He required stitches.”

WHERE

IS

HIS

OSCAR

The poor man has literally given them blood.

(Source: its-blee)


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aggressica:

This is important. Stop big cat hunting. This literally is making me cry. 

The way the lion tries to shut out the light…

:Why would you shoot it?


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thegreenasterisk:

tothehouse-downtheriver:

NO

NO

(Source: crystiallis)


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a thought

therogueoflights:

geekyvegan:

thomaswilliamhiddle:

fille-lioncelle:

fuckheadcunt:

When aliens in galaxies 70 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth, they see dinosaurs.  

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Is that why there has been no alien contact? Because as far as aliens are concerned, there is legitimately no intelligent life on earth?

shit son there still isn’t intelligent life on earth


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a thought

therogueoflights:

geekyvegan:

thomaswilliamhiddle:

fille-lioncelle:

fuckheadcunt:

When aliens in galaxies 70 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth, they see dinosaurs.  

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Is that why there has been no alien contact? Because as far as aliens are concerned, there is legitimately no intelligent life on earth?

shit son there still isn’t intelligent life on earth


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sphynx-prince:

yungcoochie:

bankston:

goodreasonnews:

amazingatheist:

I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. 

The homeowner at 22 one is killing me.

…………………….

This meme makes me so angry because it’s so on-target.

I am screaming

this isn’t even funny to me it just makes me want to find the nearest baby boomer and deck them in the mouth

(Source: seriouslyamerica)


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buildmorewalls:

instantkarma83:

nhyworks:

mewshuji:

dreadandscars:

droopylobes:

Pain is not exclusive to humans.

this genuinely makes my heart hurt

I really dislike when people say animals aren’t smart, or that they can’t feel emotions.

Sorry to rain on your parade but… While true, these are not emotions of sadness. These are emotions of dominance.

This isn’t a bird mourning over a dead bird.

This is a male bird raping the corpse of its rival to show dominance so that the chick birds will come mate with him and other males don’t step in his territory looking for mates.

Birds are fucking brutal man.

At first I thought this was a joke, but now that I see you’re serious I’m actually embarrassed for you. And disappointed, but let’s get to that later.
The pictures here belong to photographer Wilson Hsu, and if you knew the first thing about birds (which you obviously don’t), you’d be able to tell that the deceased bird is a female due to its more desaturated plumage and shorter tail feathers. Here, let’s post the coloured version to confirm, because tumblr has some sort of bizarre fetish for making everything black and white.

There goes your first point.
If you knew the second thing about birds, you’d be able to identify this species as a Barn swallow. And while you are correct in your assumption that the males are fairly territorial, they also mate for life and are fiercely dedicated to their female counterpart. Barn swallows, along with most small birds, are actually physically incapable of any sort of penetrative sex, because they have a cloaca instead of a penis. Mating is done by passing a packet of sperm from the male’s cloaca into the female’s, not by inserting a penis into a vagina. Necrophilia in this species is completely unheard of, and would be a complete waste.

So if we take all this information I’ve just told you, and couple it up with the fact that Wilson Hsu’s entire collection of these photos is uploaded online, which vividly depicts a male Barn Swallow trying to rouse his mate which has just died, we can infer you know literally nothing about the species as a whole, didn’t even bother to look up where the pictures were from, and are deliberately spreading misinformation for the sake of looking COOL N’ EDGY on tumblr dot com.

Normally I wouldn’t get so heated about this sort of thing, but that’s just stupid as hell.

Now that was a first class read *applause*

KNOWLEDGE WINS


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yourbrobrooke:

truburtkapathneiler:

vodkacupcakes:

shadesofsky:

always reblog

so cute i might die

Ellen & Portia

They are actually so perfect it makes me want to cry

(Source: fortheloveofdegenerossi)


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